I LOVE JOKES!!!!!

Eu amo piadas... e em inglês, então, dá ainda mais prazer, porque às vezes requer muita atenção para entendê-las, já que muitas piadas envolvem trocadilhos, conhecimento de certos fatos históricos, etc. Mas com certeza ler e ouvir piadas em inglês é também uma forma de ampliar vocabulário, melhorar sua compreensão de texto, e se divertir, é claro!!! Seguem algumas piadas de um site bem bacana que é específico para quem está aprendendo inglês, e o link vai no final, para quem quiser ver mais. E há também podcasts em MP3 para você ouvir as apiadas, melhorando também sua habilidade de compreensão auditiva.

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

 
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.


A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

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http://iteslj.org/c/jokes.html
http://www.ejokx.com/2010_08_01_archive.html
http://www.angelfire.com/on/topfen/jokes.html
http://www.englishclub.com/esl-jokes/index.htm


And remember: laughing is the best remedy for a long life!

Carmen